Nixon's Visit To China

It has come to our attention that President Nixon is planning on initiating a free trade agreement with China while visiting our country. While we have strived to be recognized as the true China and believe the U.S. supporting us as such would be a joyous achievement, we believe not participating in the free trade agreement is the best decision for our country at this time. We feel it would be a conflict of interest, as we have always stood behind the spread of communism - something the U.S. is against. We find the prospect intriguing, but we decline.